on this lovely Friday night (3 hours behind all of YOU!) that it’s spelled T-O-R-T-O-I-S-E.
(unless it’s misspelled for a purpose. then i give up.)
although i do agree with matt’s suggestion of presents (something which i happen to enjoy myself), it’s always good to make sure you know how to spell first.
thank you. 
friday is finally upon us!
thanks to mattywhitz for posting all these useful tips.. i know LOTS of people are taking notes. booyah.
off to eat some damn good food.
remember. tryptophan overload in SIX DAYS!!!!!!
Tip number 3….
i hope you boys are keeping up.. if not, no putang for you.
tip 3 revolves around touching yourself. Yes, touching yourself… you want to attract a girl to your best feature. so if you have rock hard abs, find some reason to scratch your abs and show them off, if you have studly arms, show them off one day… if you have nice eyes, make sure she gazes into your eyes. ask your best (girl) friends what your best feature is, and then work it. if she says your personality… run — you got nothing.
matt
matt out
Welcome back, i hope all of you playing along followed my suggestion.
And welcome to the female perspective to this issue — i do think someone other than moye should be doing it to give it credibility, but HEY… im not mike hong dot com.
So TIP number 2….
Find a small gift — under 10 bucks…. a flower, a small book, or something that deals with the person you are interested in. For instance, if you find out your girls favorite animal is a tortise… get her the tortise and hair or a small stuffed tortise as a little, i thought of you gift.
Good hunting.
love matt
longest day in the history of michaelkind. stayed up really late last night discovering my swiss cheese-ily holed musical knowledge. then had am drive from 530-900. i had such a great show.. everything was going well. good bantering, lots of ‘potty talk’. FUN TIMES. but i don’t think i want to have a morning drive show again for a while.
went to lab. and then there was a stupid faulty fire detector that kept us downstairs and away from labbing for quite a while, making me stay in lab until 5 frickin 45, almost 12 hours after my day began.
had a great breakfast at brickway with patchoz and ms. monster. blah blah blah fooood. yum.
after tomorrow, let’s play before everyones takes off for thanksgiving while i am left here. maaaaaybe.