All of those retarded comments about playing poker and buying drugs. DELETED. It took me about 30 minutes to delete like 2000 comments that have flooded my site. All gone. We’re clean again. And I’m updating again. Hello, world.
Why can’t people just leave Paris Hilton alone? I know I sure can’t. So
the latest news, as I’m sure you’ve heard, is that someone has pulled
up all of her T-Mobile Sidekick photos, memos, and address book.
Pictures with cute animals, some nudity (why anyone would take
cameraphone pictures nude is beyond me, especially if they’re being
backed up on a server somewhere.) Messages to friends detailing little
ways to escape out of a boring situation: (Ex. “Do you wanna leave
soon, ill pretend I hsve 2 go pee and u wait 3 mins than come by
yourself to the back entrance”). And yes, more of my personal favorite,
phone numbers to the stars (Hi Ashlee!!!!!). What sucks is that all of
these people now have to change their numbers, but before they do, say
hello! The original site is down, but here’s[Warning: Some nudity. Cover your eyes and look between your fingers] a mirror working as of 2PM Eastern.
The cameraphone is the autograph of the 21st century!
Ah… Sometimes, I long for the simple life. Paris, I’m selling my old Treo if you’re interested!
EDIT: NOOOOOOO. Anna Kournikova’s
voicemail is full. PS, if you call these numbers, it’s most likely
you’ll get voicemail. So don’t be afraid. Haha, I love tabloid xanga
posts!
EDIT2: Mirror is down… Here’s another mirror. Get it now. http://mikespike.com/paris/
Can I interrupt my non-posting for a quick update?
I have been obsessed with Long Island-based Straylight Run for about a month now.
You should be, too. It’s the two guys that left Taking Back Sunday plus one
of their sisters (Michelle! <3) and the drummer from Breaking
Pangaea.
We don’t care what you think!
My recommendations (besides listening to the entire album):
Existentialism on Prom Night
Another Word for Desperate
Mistakes We Knew We Were Making
Tool Sheds and Hot Tubs (<– Michelle sings this one!)
Highly, highly recommended! Emooooooo and more at its best!
VW really makes some good commercials sometimes.
Here’s a commercial for their new GTI.
In this case, an updated version of Gene Kelly’s classic, Singin’ in the Rain.
Screen capture of the VW commercial.
Check the video out.
As great as the commercial is, I’m sure if Gene Kelly were alive, he
could have done this commercial without any computer graphics help.
Also, this commercial is much cooler if you’ve seen Singin’ in the Rain.
And here’s the link [revolutionmagazine.com] if you’re wondering how and why they did it.
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