Paris Hilton + Sidekick = Bad news bears

Why can’t people just leave Paris Hilton alone? I know I sure can’t. So
the latest news, as I’m sure you’ve heard, is that someone has pulled
up all of her T-Mobile Sidekick photos, memos, and address book.
Pictures with cute animals, some nudity (why anyone would take
cameraphone pictures nude is beyond me, especially if they’re being
backed up on a server somewhere.) Messages to friends detailing little
ways to escape out of a boring situation: (Ex. “Do you wanna leave
soon, ill pretend I hsve 2 go pee and u wait 3 mins than come by
yourself to the back entrance”). And yes, more of my personal favorite,
phone numbers to the stars (Hi Ashlee!!!!!). What sucks is that all of
these people now have to change their numbers, but before they do, say
hello! The original site is down, but here’s[Warning: Some nudity. Cover your eyes and look between your fingers] a mirror working as of 2PM Eastern.


The cameraphone is the autograph of the 21st century!

Ah… Sometimes, I long for the simple life. Paris, I’m selling my old Treo if you’re interested!

EDIT: NOOOOOOO. Anna Kournikova’s
voicemail is full. PS, if you call these numbers, it’s most likely
you’ll get voicemail. So don’t be afraid. Haha, I love tabloid xanga
posts!

EDIT2: Mirror is down… Here’s another mirror. Get it now. http://mikespike.com/paris/

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