Victory is mine!
Albeit a slightly embarassing victory. But victory nonetheless! Let me just say that there’s something thrilling about beating someone in an auction, especially when you beat them by A PENNY. Yes, I was buying leg warmers. What’s your problem? Anyways, the previous high bidder had apparently set his/her high bid to $25. Being the Ebay mogul that I am, I anticipated the chump’s high bid of $25 and set my maximum bid for $25.01. Yes, that’s right, buddy, that penny that you refused to pick up off the ground because it wasn’t heads, cost you the auction! And now, I’m the proud owner of “New ABERCROMBIE Yellow LEG WARMERS legwarmers w/ TIES”….
Jess, I hope you’re happy. Now, mixed in with all of my great feedback like ” AA+++ I didn’t think I’d actually get it before Christmas. WOW!! GREAT SELLER!!!”, I’m gonna have “Great Ebayer! Fast Payment! A+++++. ENJOY THE LEGWARMERS!”

THE LEGWARMERS ARE MINE!!!!!

Pic of the oh-so-stylish legwarmers.