Come and get it!
I’ve had some major beef with the latest round of Burger King commercials. You know, the ones featuring the Burger King King? If you haven’t yet, see for yourself.
So this Burger King King has been popping up everywhere. He somehow brainwashed Hootie (Darius Rucker) into singing crappy songs about his Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, while trapping hottie Brooke Burke on a swing.
There are even commercials when some poor helpless guy wakes up in bed and finds the Burger King King lying next to him. How freaky would that be? Or the latest ones I’ve seen where some guy opens up his windows and who is standing out there, peering in? Oh yes, no one else but the King.
He pretends to be helpful by holding out his peace offering: whatever the latest concoction is from his castle of terror, be it the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the Double Meat Croissan’wich, or the Enormous Omelet Sandwich, while his cold, plastic stare pierces through your soul.
Wake up with the King? Thanks, but I’d rather not.
Let me just say that Jack is far better than the Burger King King will ever be. He’s friendly, courteous, and professional. Who would win in a fight, Jack, or the King?
Jacob said,
April 13, 2005 @ 1:44 am
Jack all the way! He got freakin blown up and still came back to exact his revenge on those crazy execs. Jack for Life, por la vida!
emonster said,
April 13, 2005 @ 2:31 pm
yo, i hate those commercials. the voice does not match the face — and they’re both just creepy either way. and yeah, jack would kick his ass.
staplemeng said,
April 27, 2005 @ 12:15 pm
jack, for sure.
and the 2 tacos for 99 cents is a steal
Burger King.. you are going down. at michaelhong.com said,
February 11, 2006 @ 8:12 pm
[...] About 10 months ago, I posted about the Burger King, aka my arch nemesis (see Burger King King). At that time, I asked you whether or not Jack (from Jack in the Box) could kick Burger King’s ass. Since that time, I’ve seen the King of Burgers pretty much everywhere, including in football where he intercepts a pass and running it for a touchdown. He’s been unchallenged and still remains at his throne, while Jack has had problems ordering food from his own restaurant with his Jack Cash card. [...]