Burger King.. you are going down.
About 10 months ago, I posted about the Burger King, aka my arch nemesis (see Burger King King). At that time, I asked you whether or not Jack (from Jack in the Box) could kick Burger King’s ass. Since that time, I’ve seen the King of Burgers pretty much everywhere, including in football where he intercepts a pass and running it for a touchdown. He’s been unchallenged and still remains at his throne, while Jack has had problems ordering food from his own restaurant with his Jack Cash card.
I just learned that The King will be invading one of my favorite games, Fight Night (a boxing game), in its upcoming version. The line must be drawn here. Since Mr. in the Box won’t do anything, it’s time for me to step up. I’m gonna relish the moment I punch the King in his face and wipe that cocky grin off of it. And don’t worry. I’ll record a video for all of you to watch my crowning achievement and then I’ll show off my trophy: a bloody, demoralized King. And then, the Burger Queen, Brooke Burke, will be mine. What’s that you say? You didn’t know they’re together? Well, apparently after they destroyed Hootie’s career in that Tendercrisp Cheddar Bacon Ranch wonderland, things heated up. Don’t believe me? Take a look for yourself.
What’s going on here?
Take a look at an image of the upcoming game. Note the cockiness of the King and the fear of the scantily glad girl, as she has her hands raised.
“Please King, don’t hurt me!” - scantily clad girl
King, I will fight you to defend the honor of scantily clad girls everywhere. Your days are numbered.