Hershey’s Miniatures

For some reason, I was talking to a buddy (name withheld for his protection) about Hershey’s miniatures today. You know, those black, red, and yellow colored wrapper that are Hershey’s Milk Chocolate, Mr. Goodbar, Krackel, and Special Dark. I suppose I haven’t looked hard enough, but I have not seen a regular sized Krackel or Mr. Goodbar in a while. Anyway, we both agreed that Special Dark is the best, hands down and would be picked out first of the bunch. However, I was shocked when he told me that Krackel is the one he would leave behind, even throw away. WHA?! I bet he hates Nestle Crunch and Shaq, too. (Actually, he does hate Shaq.)
Krackel was my #2 easily.
In fact, my miniature’s ranking goes something like this:
1. Special Dark
2. Krackel
3. Milk Chocolate
4. Mr. Goodbar
His silly claim? Mr. Goodbar > Krackel. I would trade 5 Mr. Goodbars for 1 Krackel anyday.
Help me show this misguided friend that Krackel is infinitely better than Mr. Goodbar. And don’t even tell me you hate Special Dark. I know that just isn’t possible.