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Since elementary middle school I have been able to drive, I have never brought a lunch with me from home. But Mr. Bento might force me to cook food, so I can bring leftovers the next day. What’s Mr. Bento? Only the coolest stainless steel lunch jar ever.

Mr. Bento lunch jar, which comes with a series of microwaveable bowls that keep food hot while you’re working. The bowls come in 15.2-, 10.1-, 9.5-, and 6.8-ounce sizes, perfect for rice, soup, a main dish, and a side dish. The bowls also stack conveniently inside the washable container, which employs vacuum-insulated stainless-steel construction to preserve the temperature of its contents for hours. If the bowls aren’t necessary for your meal, simply use the jar by itself to keep other foods hot or cool. The bundle even comes with an easy-to-carry bag for convenient transport.

There’s even a Mr. Bento food porn group pool on Flickr. 78 Photos of what people have put in totheir Mr. Bento.

In my Mr. Bento, I’m putting a Big Mac, fries, Wendy’s chili, and ketchup. Any other suggestions for what 4 foods I could stuff in my Mr. Bento? If they’re appetizing enough, I think I’m gonna pick one up later this week.

Links:
Mr. Bento porn [flickr]
Mr. Bento product page [amazon]

…Not really. Just testing my aside.

I’ve been on a bit of a gadget dry spell as of late, and as a direct result, feel worthless. To build up my self-worth, I picked up a few new toys that should keep me busy for a while. I picked up a Slingbox and a Squeezebox 3. Full reviews coming after I’ve had enough time to play with them. What are these boxes, and how do they sling and squeeze?

Slingbox
First, let me start with the Slingbox. This Toblerone shaped box “slings” live television to your computer. Let’s say you have a basic or premium cable package like I do, but aren’t home very much. You connect the Slingbox to your cable connection and the internet and magically you can watch TV anywhere on your laptop (like in a laboratory, perhaps). The real killer app is if you have a TiVo or other DVR. Slingbox recognizes that, and allows you full DVR functionality through the Slingbox (Ability to watch recorded shows, pause live TV through the frickin internet!! ZOMG!). Surprisingly, video quality is amazing, however it is dependent on your upload speed. The downside to the Slingbox is if you are living with someone (Reason #47 not to have a roomie or spouse). You’ll be playing TV wars, because both of you have the ability to change the channel. Whatever one person is watching, the other person has to be watching. To solve that problem, I would plug the Slingbox to a free cable outlet in a spare room. It would be cool if you gave a Slingbox to a friend (in New England, perhaps) that enjoyed the same sports teams as you did. Then, you could watch out-of-market games with said person while in California. Anyone?

SqueezeBox 3
Next, I picked up a Squeezebox. Not as cool as the Slingbox, but effective at what it does. It allows you to play music from your computer onto another audio system (in the living room, bedroom, or kitchen perhaps). Sure, an Airport Express can do the same thing, but the Squeezebox comes with a remote and user interface. Plus, you can use your cell phone/PDA/PSP to remotely control your Squeezebox from anywhere. SICK! The key is SlimServer, which is actually free to download at slimdevices.com. In addition, with SlimServer, you can stream music from your computer to your laptop while you’re away. SlimServer integrates nicely with iTunes, which is a must for me, displays album art and increases iTunes play count and allows you to rate songs (with help of a plug-in). It’s open-source, so lots of people are developing supa cool plug-ins. SlimServer can be downloaded here.

Now if there were only a way to sling my bed for a quick nap.

Damn. I tried to post at least once a day, but I failed yesterday after being sucked into a marathon Halo session (see how I wasted my time). I think I’m the only one that cares, but don’t worry, I’m going to make it up to myself. First tidbit of information: if you didn’t read one of my comments to my stories, I will be coming home for sure the first two weekends of March. That means lots of Doogle’s.

And just to tide you over to my next post (later today, if all goes according to plan)…
My advice to my 12-year old readers (none of you):
If you’re 12-years old and want to get married, you’d better high-tail it to Kansas in the next few weeks. A bill was passed modifying the minimum age to get married (currently 12). The scary thing? One person dissented. WTF Representative Bonnie Huy?

From the article:

Just last year, a 23-year-old Nebraska man, Matthew Koso, brought his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend to Kansas to get married. The couple was married, but Koso has since been sentenced to prison for sexual assault.

Gotta love those crazy Nebraskans. Thankfully though, Nebraska law forbids sexual relations between adults 19 and older and children under 16. (Koso is in jail. He should have stayed in Kansas)

Linkage: KAKE | Marriage bill passes with one dissenting vote

I need something to undo all of the cuteness from yesterday. It’s time for something a little more sinister. If I had to pick two candies that I cannot stand, I’d pick Peeps and Cadbury Eggs, not necessarily in that order. While those marshmallow Peeps and Cadbury Eggs are harbingers of Easter, they are nasty. To those of you who love Cadbury eggs, come over and visit. I have some Cadbury eggs for you. Though the filling might not be what you expect, thanks to this how-to guide (How to make a Cadbury BBQ sauce egg). I think I have found someone that hates Cadbury eggs and its eaters as much as I do. He meticulously takes you through the entire operation, from the unwrapping, to the incision, to the replacement of the filling, and the closing. The author recommends welding it back together with a knife and a lighter, to seal the cut.
With great power, however, comes great responsibility. Here are some things to keep in mind.

DO leave the egg out in the open office environment…nobody will ever touch your shit again.
DO feed it to a drunk buddy. See if he/she notices.
DO feel free to end a bad relationship with a Mustard egg.
DO fill a basket with various flavoured eggs and leave them on the front desk of your #1 competitor.
DO help your kids break their chocolate habit. Whipped broccoli filling works well for this.
DO NOT return the egg to the store or plant them in the store.
DO NOT fill the egg with anything dangerous.
DO NOT abuse this power too much.

I’m gonna go to the store, pick me up some eggs, and give this a try. I’ll let you know how it goes (I’ll try to take some pictures). I’m putting cod-liver oil in mine. What’s in your Cadbury egg?

One has whatever is normally in a Cadbury egg. The other, BBQ sauce. Which one is which? Try them both!